Gems That Kids Say...

So my 5 year old and I are driving in my minivan when he asks me a question.
"Mum, am I going to live with you when I am 30 years old?"

I answer him, "Probably not. You'll probably have your own house and your own rules. You'll be a man."

He thinks on that, and then says, "Good. Because I don't want to kiss on the lips. That's gross. Maybe I'll live by myself."

I ask him, "But won't you be lonely?"

He thinks about it, shrugs his shoulders and says, "Yeah, maybe. But that's okay."

Kids. If I ever figure out what makes their brains tick I'll be a genius!

Kids are funny.
So yesterday, before the debacle that was grocery shopping, Michael was perusing my list (because I am a devoted list follower in grocery stores, otherwise I get all distracted by the pretty colors and shiny objects. But, I digress...)
As he was perusing my list, he stumbled upon something that he just didn't understand.

"Mom, how come you need to get sanity pads????"

I was trying my damnedest NOT to absolutely KILL myself laughing....

But I did text it to Hubby, who then shared it with all the guys he was away with. They all had a good laugh, and now you will too!!!

Have a good Sunday night!
C